Hey Bud. I know I see you on the train and you live down the block, but I feel like creating a blog is probably the most effective way to communicate stuff, you know? Anyway, I wanted to let you know about MWnd IX. As it stands, May 1st is on a Sunday. So it's looks as if this will be the first MWnd that will truly start in April. A true first. Fuck yeah! Also, because getting their Thursday night was such a success in bringing back golf into the fold, MWnd official dates are Thursday April 28th through Sunday May 1. And anything that can make golf cool, goddammit is fucking cool with me!
There are a couple other things that I want to also make official. MWnd IX will include a whiskey fight! Yes. Corn Barley vs Rye are gonna throw down! George will take on Jack. Maybe Johnny will battle Woodford. But that means you, and everyone else, has to bring a bottle of their favorite whiskey. Thing is, I don't want to have any duplicates, so I need to know to make a March Madness type bracket. Great fucking idea, right? Sounds like a pretty fucking awesome weekend already, along with the burning of stuff, no plates and guns, but there is more. Can you fucking believe it! I also want to have a most interesting facial hair contest.
This contest will be about most interesting facial hair, not most. And those who can't or are unwilling will be judging. Yeah. Should be a real fucking kick in the pants for sure. And how about that fucking insane image of the guns. Some place in NV. That's fucking sick!
So, that's pretty much it for now. You wanna get a beer later on the train? Lemme know.
Since it's just the two of us here I don't mind telling you that I'm thinking of bringing something Irish for the fight. Is anything more Irish than whiskey and fighting? Then again some sort of Wild Turkey variant makes sense too. What whiskey fights harder and has sharper teeth than Turkey?
ReplyDeleteI'm concerned about the facial hair contest. As you know, I don't actually have facial hair. Men have "facial hair". I seem to have gotten stuck permanently with the folicals of a 14 year old Chinese boy. My facial scruff is the least manly thing about me (aside from my interest in window treatments). I will make an effort, but already feel completely disadvantaged in light of the known robustness of facial hair growth on TW, PL, Steve, and Kirg.
I'm in for that beer, long as you're buying! ;)
I'll try and get on the 5:44. And yes, I'm buying.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Joe about the Wild Turkey. Being in suburban PA my options for the unusual are limited. Why not embrace something a little more...... manly? It seems right.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I read this...I was looking at the weekend of May 6th as MW. Even better that it's May 1. I can go to my fraternity's scholarship golf outing/drink fest this year too (it's usually the same weekend as MW)!
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