Name: Steve “HOWL” Evans
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 170-190 lbs.
Steve AKA HOWL, was last seen at ManWeekend over two years ago starting fires and drinking beer. There have been rumors that he was attending several other events scheduled in early spring. His passion for good music, large melon head, and ability to read Allen Ginsberg poetry without a hint of irony have made Steve a great addition to the MW roster in the past; although it’s been a long time and he could have turned into a dick. Steve was an original MW attendee, appreciating a good joke, even at his expense… as long as it is not taken too far because he’s to be taken seriously. If you have any information about Steve or his potential for attending MW, post it to the site.
Ever since MW 2007 (known to others as "Mother's Day") I have been incarcerated in, what I believe is my parent's basement. Judging by how many times I've heard the "Wheel of Fortune" theme song coming from upstairs, I'm calculating that it's March 2009, and Sarah Palin is President. I have also calculated that MW 2009 does not (if only by chance) fall on Mother's Day this year. If that is truly the case, I will do my best to be there....but I will not call that woman President.
ReplyDeleteAlso, not so psyched about the "taken seriously" part, but you under-estimated my weight....so I've got that going for me.
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