So, it comes again. Manweekend is right around the corner and it's time to reflect on another year past. The question you have to ask yourself, have I lived it in as manly a way possible?I have tried to do my part. I've parted ways with my former employer because, well, I can't go into it because of a sealed document, but believe me, it should pass the test of MWnd seal of approval. And now I'm moving on as an independent consultant. I've also just won a big trophy in a beer hockey league. Yes. I know. It's quite manly. But is it enough? I haven't been putting in the time with the whiskey and the only thing I've really burned from last year is my finger lighting a candle. I plan to spend the next few days outside despite of the weather, sleeping under a tarp with a bottle of dickel and package of ground beef.
That should help. I am hoping you all are doing the same.
If I think of drinking whiskey, eating ground beef, and sleeping outside as key barometers of manliness, I can feel my nut sack extending heavily towards the ground. But if playing ice hockey well is an important measure, then my nads are just shrivelled peas that won't descend out of my vagina.
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