Training...

MWnd is only a month away, and with that in mind, I've continued my training of sleeping in the backyard under the tarp. I have to say that last couple of days have been damp to say the least, and for those of you who have endured being wet much of the time, it's an odd experience to have things beginning to grown in some of the creases of your body.
But, I've embarked on another important part of training. Taking a page from the Hutree Militia, I've been working on my mountain climbing skills. In true MWnd form, I found the actual climbing to be a bit strenuous. As I've discovered, I've not the body type, nor the body to climb up inverted walls with nothing but a nipple sized nub to cling too. (they said I couldn't use my mouth either to hang on.) Not to put to fine a point on it, but it there was an uncomfortable cinch near the crotch. Having the bright, cheery teenage girl laugh at me and my pale exposed gut as I swung helplessly didn't really help training or for that matter, my self-esteem. Perhaps it's part of that army idea of breaking down a recruit to build him back up again.
I'll have to return to my tarp in the backyard to think it over.

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