MISSING part iv


Name: J. Lee “Rockhead” Ormiston
Height: 6’2’’
Weight: 135 lbs.

James Lee Ormiston hasn’t been seen for at least three years. There could be several reasons for this; one of them could be that he’s moved from near Boston to New Hampshire or that it could be that he’s just too self-conscious of the thinning and receding of his once glorious locks. J. Lee was known for his good sense of humor. There’s no better way to get a laugh than hurling a tennis ball at someone’s testicles. He’s remembered fondly by heading off down the road a dirt bike with a rifle on his back, only to come back later with a young rabbit that was consumed on the spot. Also, after a few beers he’ll piss anywhere…seriously, so beware. If you know where J. Lee might be please drop me a line?

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  1. i just saw this guy in an advertisement for a Village People Reunion tour. Apparently, they fired the Poilce Officer and hired the paramilitary guy.

    who know it would really be J. Lee.

    next performance is in Boise, Idaho

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