HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? PART III

Name: Daniel Evan “Morpheus” Zampogna
Height: 5’ 13”
Weight: 720.37 average hamsters

Daniel AKA Morpheus was last seen at ManWeekend two years ago spending much of the time sleeping, in the back seat of a truck, in the middle of the field, adjacent to the camp fire. Even shooting skeet. His affection for sleeping or teaching a remedial shooters safety courses has been dominating the free time that his potential bride-to-be has allocated to him, along with choosing flower arrangements and china patterns. Dan is scheduled to be married on May 23 of 2009, so 2008 was a perfect time to break in his ability to crumble to his soon to be wife’s whims. This elusive man is still at large. If you have any information about Dan or his potential for attending MW, post it to the site.