HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Name: Pete “Batboy” Ostwald

Height: 6’2

Weight: 140-250 lbs

Pete Ostwald is another original MW member who for reasons still unsubstantiated has gone missing. It has been several years since we’ve seen his classic pose of sitting in his camp chair, drinking, smoking and espousing his much applauded philosophy of staying put in his camp chair. His leadership of sitting at all cost made him a icon, that is why it was even more disturbing when rumors surfaced he went MIA during MW, to visit the Yankees locker room looking for anonymous one-on-one time with A-Rod. His last sighting according to Kurt Leasure, an associate of Pete, has said, “apparently he’s married to a woman I think might exist only in pictures. He’s riding a Harley wearing only purple suede fringed assless chaps. I’m truly disturbed.” If you have any information about Pete or his potential for attending MW, post it to the site.