Dear Thespians,
I look forward to shooting as many of you as possible as you retreat from the merciless rain of plastic (bio-degradable, mind you) hellfire that I intend to rain down upon your pitiful little existences.
It will be very nice to see everyone.
On the subject of overindulgence - I recommend we appoint a DDB (Designated Douche Bag) whose role it will be to make sure people don't get too fucked up the first night on the deceptively strong cocktails I have every intention of making again this year. Should the DDB find a person getting wasted too fast they are to force the liquor from the hand of the over eager MW attendee and firmly replace said liquor with a cold beer.
I nominate Chris as our first DDB. For who better understands the perils of leaving the gates too fast?
What do you guys think?
I look forward to shooting as many of you as possible as you retreat from the merciless rain of plastic (bio-degradable, mind you) hellfire that I intend to rain down upon your pitiful little existences.
It will be very nice to see everyone.
On the subject of overindulgence - I recommend we appoint a DDB (Designated Douche Bag) whose role it will be to make sure people don't get too fucked up the first night on the deceptively strong cocktails I have every intention of making again this year. Should the DDB find a person getting wasted too fast they are to force the liquor from the hand of the over eager MW attendee and firmly replace said liquor with a cold beer.
I nominate Chris as our first DDB. For who better understands the perils of leaving the gates too fast?
What do you guys think?
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